Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 31, 2023

Artificial intelligence can sometimes be indistinguishable from the real thing.

Is that any better?

They will probably have to do it as a class action lawsuit.

I know this guy who may want to hire them, at least if they work cheap. Human lawyers have learned he won’t pay them, and the only ones taking his dozens of cases now, for the sake of notoriety, are being disbarred for incompetence.

This explains so much of what is going on.

Not where I thought it was going, I thought it would be more like “My client’s guilty and deserves the death penalty!”

Why won’t sharks eat a floating lawyer?Professional courtesy.

Yesterday, I was going to post “Sue all humans!”, but I thought “Litigate” encompasses a wider range of lawsuits, which I believe is how a lawyer would look at it… (And “Litigate” sounds a bit like “Ex-ter-min-ate!”)☺

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You serve me

And I’ll serve you

Swing your partners, all get screwed

Bring your lawyer

And I’ll bring mine

Get together, and we could have a bad time

It’s affidavit swearing time

Sign it on the dotted line

Hold your Bible in your hand

Now all that’s left is to

Find yourself a new band

We’re gonna play the sue me, sueYou blues

We’re gonna play the sue me, sueYou blues

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These lawsuits are killing me, ow my spleen!

It is coming,. How long before AI sue-bots are clogging the courts worse than election deniers?

And the difference is….?

Product liability 3.0