F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 31, 2023

Oh. In this age of not using vowels (except for ‘u’) I would have guessed it meant ‘some’.

Chocolate on pizza?

Jalapeño, Pineapple, Sausage & Peperoni. Best combo ever.

If the SM meant sadomasochism, the toppings would be hot wax and ’whip’ped cream.

I’ll have an SM 16…

Pineapple should be banned from pizzerias. Also, I was in Germany and they offered and American style pizza. It had corn kernels on it, among other odd vegetables.

If it says “LM”, then it means just pepperoni like the rest of lemmings enjoy because they are told it’s the best and you need to conform. They are pre-made in the freezer.

For those of you who think pineapple on a pizza is horrible: Have you ever tried it, or is it just the thought of it? I ask, because is sounded awful and then I tried a piece at my friend’s house and OMG it was wonderful. And I used to be the girl who only had plain cheese on my pizza.

i suspect that you could put shoe polish on pizza and there would be folks who say that it’s the best thing yet…