Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I know it sounds cheesy, but cheap date

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Nestle the company that distributes stuffed crust pizza in Canada announced the other day that they will stop selling frozen pizzas, Stouffers and Lean Cuisine dinners over the next 6 months.

    https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/why-delissio-pizzas-and-other-nestle-products-will-disappear-from-canadian-stores-1.6257077

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    Darryl Heine  about 2 years ago

    Eat more and you’ll burst!

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    constantine48  about 2 years ago

    What does pizza eat, other pizzas? That’s disturbing.

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    jango  about 2 years ago

    “If I eat one more bite, my pepperonis will pop”

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Ew! They’ve done such ghastly things to pizza….☹️

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 years ago

    People always think he’s drunk because he’s always pie-eyed.

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    norphos  about 2 years ago

    Food eating food, welcome to the bizarre sureality of anthropomorphism.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    looks like his appetite just mushroomed…

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