Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 11, 2023

Amazing

Did you get him a brother and name him Crack?

and he always told the truth.

A friend of mine had a dog named Terror.

Well just pick up after him when he’s finished running all around Jackson Brown’s brain.

He got out of line and was always sniffing people in embarrassing places.

Some people just don’t like animals. I give them a wide berth.

hahahahahaha

Awww! I had an Alaskan Malamute, as big as a huge wolf. Named him Nikko!

Someone stole him and we were so heartbroken. He was trained and won a blue ribbon at the dog show. ☹️☹️☹️

“she don’t lie..cocaine”

I adopted a dog named Reefer. (I changed his name to Peanuts, Popcorn! Reefer part is true, ballpark joke, not true!)

The neighbors were just mad because they thought you were making an offer, then they realized you were teasing them.

My uncle in south lousyana named his black lab the N word. This was in the ‘70s and I don’t think his neighbors cared.

Was he a Wired Fox Terrier?

We had a dog named Truce. That way whenever we fought, we could call her. :)

Our next would’ve been CeaseFire. :)

Doug, that’s a Savage way to use Cocaine…

i’ll bet that every once in a while cocaine’d take a powder…

So, they gave him the nickname “Coke”, right?