Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 07, 2023

Laura approves

ask her if it works with kids around (who fight most of the time)

You can always stick it in the basement…with Gumbo and Nick…

We all know he’s going to get suckered into buying it!!!

It probably is stuck on one song.

“Can we pay for it with sorta-money?”

A George Santos inspired line? (Perhaps the man has contributed one positive thing to the world!)

He’ll need a pin ball machine next.

Really, a bit easier to build out a music server. More reliable also.

“It played the last time it was plugged in”

When was that?

“Oh, about 1982 as I recall”

Works…ish

That describes Adam, too

I don’t think works-ish is a good thing.

Play or not, If it doesn’t have the bubble lights, pass.

Well, you can always use it as a night light.

You could say the same thing about my knees… they work-ish.

and after he buys it and it doesn’t really work he’ll feel fool… ish…

“…Esque” is a good addition to modern jargon.