Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 08, 2023

Think highly of your patient don’t you doc.

oh, that’d be sweet to see how the psychiatrist gets treated by Ziggy

And how does that make you feel?

Don’t worry, Doc. There is hope for you yet!

“Have you heard about the lonesome loser? Beaten by the queen of hearts every time…”

—Little River Band

Does he really have to yell like that?

Ziggy should really find a better doctor. This guy (in reality) should be reported.

When my grandson was about three and squirming in his car seat, he said to his mother, “How about I drive the car and you be the doofus in the car seat…”

Doctor, I don’t think you are helping me overcome my self esteem issues!

Is this supposed to be funny?

yahoo!!! okay, we gotta work on your self-esteem – you got too much. and your ego – you need more id. and your melancholy baby – cause you don’t got one. how about your shyness – you need some humility you pile of horse manure! How am I doing doc? Feeling any better? I know we need to get the kink out of your thinker cause you’re not, thinking that is!

My friend Kevin met his wife Robin while the two were both patients in the same Obsessive Compulsive Disorder therapy group.

For the most part, they have a normal marriage, except when it comes to hanging toilet paper. She likes the loose end against the wall, but he likes it out, easier to grab.

Each time one of them uses the bathroom, the toilet paper gets turned around according to the obsession of the person using it.

The psychiatric profession has a term for this:

Roll reversal.

You already are a hopeless loser in my book! Not Ziggy….

He doesn’t know Ziggy at all. Zig never loses hope.

The doc was absent the day they taught bedside manner.

I may be a loser, but I’m a hopemore loser.