Kliban by B. Kliban for February 01, 2023

Their reception is far from divine.

Seymour, patron angel of Good TV Antenna Reception, saved many people from blasphemous cursing, but cringed at the latent lustful nature of much of the programming.

Try rotating him about 30% clockwise. See if that helps.

The ultimate HD TV antenna: Heavenly Definition.

I said HULU! HULU!

Best use of available items.

….and here I thought I would be sent on a real assignment….I’m nothing more than a halo angel, running out of energy.

Well, I guess that’s one way to make use of your guardian angel.

Kliban had flashes of real genius — this one works on so many levels.

Must be watching Touched By An Angel.

Probably enough “beeping” of the dialog to make watching movies almost impossible.

They appear to be getting ghost images on their screen. Maybe even Casper.

Heavenly reception.

He was heaven sent!

The problem is they can only get EWTN.