Kliban by B. Kliban for February 03, 2023

Bull: “Make sure it’s only the finest, imported cud taken from contented cows, high in useful minerals and less likely to cause us to expel methane when we belch. We are, after all, environmentally-responsible ruminants.”

Waiter: “Very good, sir. And please be aware fire regulations require you extinguish your cigarette before we serve you.”

And the Cow Pie for dessert.

Cows don’t buy cud, they make it.

This comic is a bunch of bull.

They have to be careful…they’re susceptible to Mad Cow disease!

Would that be the first or second cud? there is a price difference, just so you know.

Sounds like a plan.

Do you want to ruminate on that before you order?

Cudda told you what they’d order….hay, don’t steal my pun.

Chew it carefully.

I’d hate to see what would happen if the were brought Cod instead.

This is closely related to today’s Kid Beowulf (https://www.gocomics.com/kid-beowulf/2023/02/02)