Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 10, 2023

not a chance

Better place to sleep than a canal.

Andy never met an ale he didn’t like…

All ’ale Andy!!

Try it. Unrelaxing him could get you a fight.

go ahead Chalkie … you know what to do with that cue stick

I think that Andy needs a good swift kick in the rear.

Offer to buy him another pint, mate. Dilly! Dilly!

I eat Thanksgiving dinner same way. Stuffed.

Somewhere in Malta a man is sitting in a recliner, hydrating himself (bc it’s too cold, rainy and windy to go out) waiting for his favorite nosh to be prepared by his loving wife. Thanks for caring, #3, (aka young lady) wherever you are!

One foot on the floor at all times please.

Andy’s been known to drink people under the table…over the table not as much.

Andy’s not sleeping, he’s just resting his eyes!

Wake up, Andy!

Andy paces himself zzzzzzzz.

He can only sup as much as you buy him…

Another successful day of caging pints.

I have it on excellent authority that Andy will be rooting for the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. (Hey, if I’m going to make up an authority I’m going to put in the extra effort to make it an excellent one!) Speaking of excellent, excellent classics, Eldo! Thanks muchly.

He scratched.

Got to go along with Andy on this one. I always found my pool and dart games improved after a little bit of liquid lubrication.

Capp’s snooker suffers when snockered.

I haven’t see a post from Affie in a while. Is he in “timeout” again? Anyone have details? Hope he’s enjoying his favourite nosh tonight.

Unless you want him to punch your lights out, nope.