Herman by Jim Unger for February 18, 2023

We need to put that idea to bed

C’mon! Let’s sleep on it!

The old guy dreams he is back in his youth, re-fighting the War — the Big One — and imagines he’s captured “Toe-Jam”!

My grandfather? I thought he was your grandfather.

Guests are like dead fish, after 3 days it is time to get rid of them..

Is that a mouse sitting on Grandpa?

They need to get a bigger bed.

Someone needs to sleep in the couch…dummy!

How bad must he smell that he attracts rats?

Sleep on the floor. Even if Grandpa wasnt there!!

He must have been grandfathered in before the “no grandpa” rule took effect.

Due to an enlarged prostate, Grandpa wakes up and relieves himself several times throughout the night… but he never leaves the bed.

He certainly made himself at home, he even brought his pet, Ben.

Good God, he’s gotta be in his 90’s…

He got grandfathered in

Considering her looks and her curlers, maybe the old guy should stay and . . .