Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 02, 2023

Twinkletoes Cosmo…..

Are they limited to the Turkey Trot & the Chicken Dance ?

Then she can ask that guy with the big Shoes to dance with her—if she doesn’t mind the cigar breath.

Poor Cosmo, always says the wrong words. Maybe he should let the ladies do all the talking in the future.

I’m surprised if Cosmo can see where he is placing his feet at any time.

With that gut, he couldn’t get close enough to step on her toes.

I’d take a chance and dance with Cosmo – I think he’s lovely!

She thinks that Cosmo has two left talons.

…and he writes for a living.

It’s hard to step on toes with your foot in your mouth.

Shoe replies, “We could have been in this dance foreverBut no one’s gonna dance with me” George Michael…

The Perfesser’s bragadoccio has toe-tally flopped.

“Where I am in life”….Just where is that ?

He just needs to change his name… to “Well Enough”. No woman can leave Well Enough alone.

Macho man you ain’t Cosmo.