Monty by Jim Meddick for February 17, 2023

“It’s way too complicated to explain to a layman.”

Um…. I’m a computer on legs. Give it a shot."

You can rent one of those in Tokyo for about 1000 yen a night.

When do they go on sale?Wake me when it’s warm out.

I hate food crumbs in my Cryo-Chamber.

And the big hose is gurgling …. why?

Monty must have a trash receptacle in there with him, too.

Ask him where he gets his drinking water

Too complicated to explain to a layman?! Who the heck are you, Monty, Einstein Redivivus?

But one thing is true; don’t kink those hoses, E.B.!