Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 16, 2023

And be sure to tip your waiters

God does have a sense of humor. If He didn’t, we wouldn’t have humor either.

Which bush do the copperhead snakes, banana slugs, cardinal birds or Australian bearded dragons use?

But not the Veal?

Surely there are more bushes in there. Find one for the ladies.

I wonder which bush snakes use.

Prefer the mornings with mimosas!

Yours. Don’t sit down. (OK; no more potty humor).

all of this leading up to that punch line? OK, I give it a C+ for cleverness.

Don’t forget to tip your angels.

Makes as much sense, if not more, than any scripture.

So there ARE female animals left?

My late loving wife and I had male and female dogs, and most of the male dogs were too “lazy” to lift their legs. They mostly squatted when the peed. About the only time our male Chihuahua lifted his leg was when we walked them and he needed to mark his territory and usually he was just going through the motions, because he was already “empty”.