Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 14, 2023

No it wasn’t. And i could use some twist of the key right now.

Don’t get her wound up.

She does seem a bit wooden, but she can be as dependable as clockwork!

“Yeah. So what’s this lying thing of yours all about?”

Where’s a box of cartoon termites when you need ‘em?!

That’s the key to a happy marriage.

No lie Pinocchio.

There’s gotta be a twist to this….can’t wind too tight other wise she’ll splinter….

“Timber” profile? Cute.

Like clockwork.

Better turn her key before she gets cranky ….

His ex told everyone she got splinters from him.

Wind her, dine her, 69 her.

Hmmm… she doesn’t look too keyed up to me. :-\

Wind her up and she’ll follow him anywhere . . .