No it wasn’t. And i could use some twist of the key right now.
Don’t get her wound up.
She does seem a bit wooden, but she can be as dependable as clockwork!
“Yeah. So what’s this lying thing of yours all about?”
Where’s a box of cartoon termites when you need ‘em?!
That’s the key to a happy marriage.
No lie Pinocchio.
There’s gotta be a twist to this….can’t wind too tight other wise she’ll splinter….
“Timber” profile? Cute.
Like clockwork.
Better turn her key before she gets cranky ….
His ex told everyone she got splinters from him.
Wind her, dine her, 69 her.
Hmmm… she doesn’t look too keyed up to me. :-\
Wind her up and she’ll follow him anywhere . . .
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
allen@home almost 2 years ago
No it wasn’t. And i could use some twist of the key right now.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Don’t get her wound up.
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
She does seem a bit wooden, but she can be as dependable as clockwork!
Doug K almost 2 years ago
“Yeah. So what’s this lying thing of yours all about?”
Dobie Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Where’s a box of cartoon termites when you need ‘em?!
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
That’s the key to a happy marriage.
Baucuva almost 2 years ago
No lie Pinocchio.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
There’s gotta be a twist to this….can’t wind too tight other wise she’ll splinter….
Ken Otwell almost 2 years ago
“Timber” profile? Cute.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Like clockwork.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Better turn her key before she gets cranky ….
Judeeye Premium Member almost 2 years ago
His ex told everyone she got splinters from him.
harvey812abc almost 2 years ago
Wind her, dine her, 69 her.
megiggles almost 2 years ago
Hmmm… she doesn’t look too keyed up to me. :-\
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wind her up and she’ll follow him anywhere . . .