In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 12, 2023

And ready for the fryer!!!

Hey chicken streaking went out years ago. Or are you trying to bring it back.

“Don’t Look, Ethyl” !

Chicken ranchers tried to foster a breed of featherless chickens to save on feed but the cost of heating the coops was more than chickenfeed.

https://owlcation.com/agriculture/Featherless-Chickens

They also tried chicken contact-lenses to replace de-beaking. But that is another story…….

You’ve gotta admire his pluck.

Eww, that’s just fowl.

Aaaaaackkk! What a clucking idiot!

Quick!! Hide inside this crockpot

He’s plucked.

I never heard of women streakers only males.

Oh, the humanity!

No, wait, they’re birds. Never mind…

He just found out he’s gonna be part of a buffet.

Boogity, boogity.

Virgin Prepped for the gods…