Sue had a beau named Jerome,
Whose eyes did terribly roam.
She found him with Clarisse,
Roberta, and Charisse.
Now Jerome is her new garden gnome!
Her boyfriend insists that she’s “jerky”
For falling for health warnings “murky.”
He has coaxed and opined,
But he can’t change her mind:
She’s swearing off poultry “cold turkey.”
Hmmmm! He must have had an extra key…
And she a dead-ly weapon.
Your lover is wanting to stray / then there’s only one thing to say / “Have fun while you can, / but remember my man, / cheating’s a game two can play!”
Did she bury Nolt in the backyard or flush him down the toilet?
Never try to intimidate a person with cast iron skillets. You’ll get fried! (Oh! I hear The Anvil Chorus!)
GaloisField almost 2 years ago
Sue had a beau named Jerome,
Whose eyes did terribly roam.
She found him with Clarisse,
Roberta, and Charisse.
Now Jerome is her new garden gnome!
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Her boyfriend insists that she’s “jerky”
For falling for health warnings “murky.”
He has coaxed and opined,
But he can’t change her mind:
She’s swearing off poultry “cold turkey.”
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Hmmmm! He must have had an extra key…
And she a dead-ly weapon.
Linguist almost 2 years ago
Your lover is wanting to stray / then there’s only one thing to say / “Have fun while you can, / but remember my man, / cheating’s a game two can play!”
timinwsac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Did she bury Nolt in the backyard or flush him down the toilet?
I Mad Am I almost 2 years ago
Never try to intimidate a person with cast iron skillets. You’ll get fried! (Oh! I hear The Anvil Chorus!)