FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 22, 2023

I don’t think they televise that kind of spring break for high school freshmen, Paige.

Does he have any arc welding skills?

Good crazy, bad crazy, still crazy.

Blech…can’t believe I’m siding with Andy on this. Paige, I get wanting to go wild in your youth, but your high school years won’t cover that. Wait until you get to college……..oh right…….you guys never age…..sorry >_> ………awkward……….

Here’s an idea Paige. Stop wishing and go get a job and pay for your fantasies

If their water is already hot then why heat it?

A broken CD? I could be wrong, but I don’t believe a broken CD will skip like a broken record. A broken/scratched just won’t play. And yea, I know – I’m just being picky, and Paige probably doesn’t know what a record is.

No spring break trip, the water heater will now need to be replaced.

Just come to Miami Beach. Plenty of spring breakers.

Meanwhile on a Miami Beach, shootings and enforced curfews. WOO HOO!!!

Now is the time to go to a tankless water heater, since gas ones are being phased out

You don’t have to heat hot water.

Jason is really good at providing the appropriate punch line.

I remember when cd’s first came out they were hyped as indestructible. They said you could gouge a cd with a nail file. Since the laser was digital rather than analog it would filter out the bad part and the music would play straight through. Obviously that was not true as even a speck of dust could affect the sound.