Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 13, 2023

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    SHAKENDOWNVILLE  over 1 year ago

    Set up booth @ “street” fair to offset costs.

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    I wonder what expenses the chicken incurred just crossing the road ?

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    give it to her – it’s only chicken scratch

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It was a hazardous undertaking, he had to get insurance.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Always try to stay on the good side of a road.

    You should never cross a road. If you do, the road will sue you.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Should have kept them at a penny under 200 dollars and you wouldn’t have had to explain them.

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    zerotvus  over 1 year ago

    to prove to the opossum it can be done. is a better option…..

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    ImaginaryFriend  over 1 year ago

    This must be what they want to do with 80,000 new IRS agents…

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Listen, at the price of eggs today, I’m shelling out more and scrambling to survive!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 1 year ago

    Had to warn folks on the Far Side that the sky was falling.

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    Jml58  over 1 year ago

    What about “Too far to walk around”?

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Could help but cross the road, it had an attitude.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    But, the meals were just bird feed. Ok, that one time there was suet. But it was Wisconsin, in the dead of winter! The Blue Plate Special at the ‘Scratch and Peck’ wasn’t available.

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