Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 08, 2023

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    Ida No  almost 2 years ago

    Sally: “Objective is when I hit you in the head with a bat. Subjective is all of your whining after that.”

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If it was true love he would have used R.

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    So … no more spreading on the sheets?

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    saywhatwhat  almost 2 years ago

    I would think she should be happy the program is saving her the trouble of dumping him.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    This works in politics too.

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    prrdh  almost 2 years ago

    “There’s no sense in being precise when you don’t even know what you’re talking about”

    ― John von Neumann

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    Buoy  almost 2 years ago

    This sounds suspiciously like a relationship agreement; very Sheldon-esque.

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