Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 12, 2023

What did he have to open a coconut? And would it get through the metal detectors?

Teacher, everyone in the lunch room is throwing coconuts at me.

And here, Broomy thought she was being original….was there a lime in there too?

Cancel the watermelon for his lunch, Aunt Broomie.

Worm burgers and still twitching mystery meat? You might want to rethink that.

Nerwin future job would be in negotiation. Yip yip yip yip yip

well…I agree with him. a regular lunch box wouldn’t be a bad thing for sure…

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all down. Now try to get that out of your head’.

So you’re more concerned about the coconut then Nerwin?

C’mon Hilda, he’s asking for lunch money for the school cafeteria…

Auntie Broom and nephew Nerwin march off into the sunset while enjoying (or not) her spin on the Coconut Affair.

Hey, it’s the Enchanted Forest. Lunches are going to be strange, don’t you know?