Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 24, 2023

Where else is there to go?

It should count double when he is sleepwalking.

He was thinking, “fortunately they were for trips to the fridge.”

Why do I think that in the first draft, he called his tracker a “Snitch-b***h”?

Hah! I got a coworker named Brit. I’m going to tell her “Don’t be a SnitBrit”.

Is that even a word?

I believe the term is ‘snitchbit’

Progress!!! Now check how many times his thumb has used the remote

I have a number of exercise-related diet plans. There’s “Refrigerator in the Back Yard” and, my favorite, “The Twenty Pound Fork”. :)

Hey steps is steps. If it wasn’t for the frig runs, he wouldn’t get any steps.

Did anyone else catch the SnitBit relation to “FitBit”?