Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 23, 2023

What’s going on with his fly? Or is that a codpiece?

I’m just their whipping boy.

And the real problem is that I did it exactly the way she told him to tell me to do it!!!

No I came home to yell at you. It’s like the story goes. The man’s boss yells at him, he comes home and yells at his wife, who yells at their son who yells at his sister who yells at the dog who yells at the cat who yells at the mouse!

So he nicknamed his boss Old Yeller.

And then, they made me dig a ditch to stand in!

The lowest center of gravity. The Blame Grave.

Yeah and when it gets there, close your eyes, close your mouth and hold your breath.

He’s one of the monkeys on the ground beneath the giant tree of management and supervisors…

Most definitely today…..

It’s the other half of his necktie, young’uns !

“By the way, why is your phone in your crotch and why is the torch on?”