Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2023

Yeah, he didn’t “want” any of that.

It’s a all-you-can eat buffet that i didn’t order. Get away from me.

Rip Rambo always gets em.

Can’t stop now. By messing with the nice lady, you’ve already paid for the full ten course buffet.

And they giggle too!!!

Oh, that thug is getting a buffet and his, just deserts!

The goon is surprisingly elegant while being pummeled! LoL!

It’s a frijoly-filled fist fest! Pound’im into a cecina enchilada, Rip

Kā-pasa!

Thus begins the infinite recursion; brick wall punching through brick wall…

Even if he had an appetite for it, he couldn’t chew it any more.

Well, somebody is getting butt thumped, and it doesn’t sound like Rip!

Meanwhile…is that the Saloon house special burrito on the lower left of the window? Super heroing works up an appetite!

I can see why Rip’s enraged — he thought he was entering the Pancake Emporium.

Try the new “Rip Haywire diet plan”! It’s guaranteed to control your appetite.

And I’m sure by now he doesn’t have the teeth for it, either. This Bobby Valentine better have a real good dental plan for his goons.

KA-TAKE THIS!

Today’s special: giggling knuckles with a side order of missing teeth.