just saying, but good luck, muchachos, at breaking the dead man’s record of not bathing in fifty-one years (no, Jason Snake Lover, I’m not taking your gimmick there)
Perhaps a majestic statue on plinth of yourself as the personification of ‘Slacker’. Chiseled (the pedestal that is) “I don’t, therefore I am. Such as I am. Or, whatever.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
just saying, but good luck, muchachos, at breaking the dead man’s record of not bathing in fifty-one years (no, Jason Snake Lover, I’m not taking your gimmick there)
bigger Nate almost 2 years ago
I’ve always wondered what happened to Pigpen from Peanuts
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Marry a Kardashian
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
“We somehow need to lower the bar.”
Of soap?
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Perhaps a majestic statue on plinth of yourself as the personification of ‘Slacker’. Chiseled (the pedestal that is) “I don’t, therefore I am. Such as I am. Or, whatever.”
annqueue almost 2 years ago
It’s not a limbo game.
ladykat almost 2 years ago
Baldo, bathe!
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
@bigger nate – Interesting?
brick10 almost 2 years ago
Don’t think lowering the bar is an option any longer…
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I guarantee you he died alone
ScratchyPDX almost 2 years ago
Art imitating life:https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/10/26/amou-haji-worlds-dirtiest-man-dies-first-bath/10604569002/
curtlyon19 almost 2 years ago
just a little grossed out here
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
there’s way too much competition these days and fame doesn’t last 15 minutes any more anyway…
ron almost 2 years ago
If it requires dying, what’s the point?
bakana almost 2 years ago
No bath in 50 years?
How could they tell he was Dead?
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Famous? or Infamous? And either way, it often isn’t worth it.