Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for February 21, 2023

just saying, but good luck, muchachos, at breaking the dead man’s record of not bathing in fifty-one years (no, Jason Snake Lover, I’m not taking your gimmick there)

I’ve always wondered what happened to Pigpen from Peanuts

Marry a Kardashian

“We somehow need to lower the bar.”

Of soap?

Perhaps a majestic statue on plinth of yourself as the personification of ‘Slacker’. Chiseled (the pedestal that is) “I don’t, therefore I am. Such as I am. Or, whatever.”

It’s not a limbo game.

Baldo, bathe!

@bigger nate – Interesting?

Don’t think lowering the bar is an option any longer…

I guarantee you he died alone

Art imitating life:https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/10/26/amou-haji-worlds-dirtiest-man-dies-first-bath/10604569002/

just a little grossed out here

there’s way too much competition these days and fame doesn’t last 15 minutes any more anyway…

If it requires dying, what’s the point?

No bath in 50 years?

How could they tell he was Dead?

Famous? or Infamous? And either way, it often isn’t worth it.