So … Abby dreams of Johnny and pities him, tender-hearted girl she is. From what he has told her, his fixation on tree houses goes back to his youth. His family life was not pleasant, and was partly responsible for his development of psychological problems.
But when he viewed the children’s program “Tree Top House,” the pretty lady host seemed so nice it imbued a warm, comforting feeling within him. However, this feeling mixed with his warped perceptions of male/ female interactions.
Even in this YouTube clip, wherein the handsome mailman explains how heavy his pouch is filled and how he must empty it everyday — well, Johnny on the brink of adolescence struggles to avoid warped connotations.
Can Abby save Johnny from his poisonous inner demons, as well as herself from rancid zucchini poisoning?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 1 year ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/abbys-nightmare-the-dreaded-3rd-law-of-dating/
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nosirrom over 1 year ago
Poor Johnny, he was hoping for a first date girl.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Simpsons got their Treehouse of Horror idea from Abby.
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Time to use your Stilettos , stomp on the instep then make a Gracefully Sexy exit !
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
So … Abby dreams of Johnny and pities him, tender-hearted girl she is. From what he has told her, his fixation on tree houses goes back to his youth. His family life was not pleasant, and was partly responsible for his development of psychological problems.
But when he viewed the children’s program “Tree Top House,” the pretty lady host seemed so nice it imbued a warm, comforting feeling within him. However, this feeling mixed with his warped perceptions of male/ female interactions.
Even in this YouTube clip, wherein the handsome mailman explains how heavy his pouch is filled and how he must empty it everyday — well, Johnny on the brink of adolescence struggles to avoid warped connotations.
Can Abby save Johnny from his poisonous inner demons, as well as herself from rancid zucchini poisoning?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hbsVwtQSgAs
WickWire64 over 1 year ago
Not a tree. A Saguaro. She is not Paige. Him?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Abby thinks of branching out and going out on a limb but she’s still thinking about it! Maybe I should just leave!
Cozmik Cowboy over 1 year ago
Johnny? Treehouse?
Is she dancing with Lieutenant Weissmuller?
Another Take over 1 year ago
SERGEANT JOHNNY: Hmmm. Your palms are sweaty. Little Johnny gets a rash when exposed to lubricants other than lanolin.
LIEUTENANT: Lanolin you say? Go **** a sheep then.
Jml58 over 1 year ago
The treehouse had a sign, “No Girls Allowed”.
MartinPerry1 over 1 year ago
R.I.P. Raquel, you showed me how feminine beauty can enhance my life.
Abby, unless you went dutch on the evening, you do owe him. (Conditioning from the paleolithic era.)
cleokaya over 1 year ago
I miss the good old days when you didn’t even need to know one another’s name before you had sex
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
If he’s living in a tree house, I’d check for a prehensile tail. Guard your Love Nest.
Vet Premium Member over 1 year ago
At least it’s not in the basement. Mom has to do the laundry tonight.
tinstar over 1 year ago
He’s out of his tree!