Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 17, 2023

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 2 years ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/abbys-nightmare-the-dreaded-3rd-law-of-dating/

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    Poor Johnny, he was hoping for a first date girl.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Simpsons got their Treehouse of Horror idea from Abby.

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Time to use your Stilettos , stomp on the instep then make a Gracefully Sexy exit !

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    So … Abby dreams of Johnny and pities him, tender-hearted girl she is. From what he has told her, his fixation on tree houses goes back to his youth. His family life was not pleasant, and was partly responsible for his development of psychological problems.

    But when he viewed the children’s program “Tree Top House,” the pretty lady host seemed so nice it imbued a warm, comforting feeling within him. However, this feeling mixed with his warped perceptions of male/ female interactions.

    Even in this YouTube clip, wherein the handsome mailman explains how heavy his pouch is filled and how he must empty it everyday — well, Johnny on the brink of adolescence struggles to avoid warped connotations.

    Can Abby save Johnny from his poisonous inner demons, as well as herself from rancid zucchini poisoning?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hbsVwtQSgAs

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    WickWire64  almost 2 years ago

    Not a tree. A Saguaro. She is not Paige. Him?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Abby thinks of branching out and going out on a limb but she’s still thinking about it! Maybe I should just leave!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Johnny? Treehouse?

    Is she dancing with Lieutenant Weissmuller?

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    Another Take  almost 2 years ago

    SERGEANT JOHNNY: Hmmm. Your palms are sweaty. Little Johnny gets a rash when exposed to lubricants other than lanolin.

    LIEUTENANT: Lanolin you say? Go **** a sheep then.

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    Jml58  almost 2 years ago

    The treehouse had a sign, “No Girls Allowed”.

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    MartinPerry1  almost 2 years ago

    R.I.P. Raquel, you showed me how feminine beauty can enhance my life.

    Abby, unless you went dutch on the evening, you do owe him. (Conditioning from the paleolithic era.)

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    cleokaya  almost 2 years ago

    I miss the good old days when you didn’t even need to know one another’s name before you had sex

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    Calvins Brother  almost 2 years ago

    If he’s living in a tree house, I’d check for a prehensile tail. Guard your Love Nest.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    At least it’s not in the basement. Mom has to do the laundry tonight.

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    tinstar  almost 2 years ago

    He’s out of his tree!

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