Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 13, 2023

This could end up being another St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.

Don’t shoot him honey. You’re a day early Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. Wait a day then you can shoot him.

Femme fatale

Her: “That’s why I’m aiming for your heart.”

Him: “Ha!! My least vulnerable part.”

It’s Valentines day already ? But , But , But , ……BANG !!!

He forgot to bring chocolates.

I take it that the arrows were not effective.

SHE: You’ve been dead to me for some time, Jason, and this will make it official! That’s why I enticed you to Heartbreak Hotel. You’ve deviously fibbed to me once too often, and the electricity between us is gone! Enjoy one last bang, you shmuck!”

HE: Medea, PLEASE! Please, at least … one more time … for the road?”

BANG, BANG!

And you forgot it’s also her birthday.

Might have better revenge if she aimed lower.

It will certainly be his last kiss…

She’s a bang up goil!

Did I mention her name is Bonnie!?

GUY: First off, you can’t use a pistol and call this a shotgun wedding. Secondly, it’s your Pappy who should be holding the shotgun.

GAL: I’m improvising. It’s the jazz age ya know.

Looks like a 1930’s movie poster?

I never had a shot with Bette Davis like she had with me.

“But, you said you love me.”

“I do, so I’ll make it quick.”

A smaller version of the Saint Valentine’s day massacre.

Shot through the heart and you’re to blame. You give love a bad name.

She was pointing a pair of 38 at him. She also had a gun.

“I don’t care what day it is or who you think you are. Put your f…ing mask on… right now!!”

For when you know the fastest way to a man’s heart.

But, does he have a heart to shoot?

better hope she shoots like dick cheney…

Oooh, mystery. But bravo, John, that’s a delicious piece. And the cartoon is great too!

Wife stole my heart a long time ago