Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 22, 2023

They meta-don’t get it.

I don’t think Horace gets it either.

Bluff?

Yes.

This is like Sam Starfall tricking people into thinking he has a cunning plan.

A new approach, very effective.

Da Da… It’s all art to me.

And the horse replied:

“Yeah, real clever. Like I’ve never heard that one before.”

“Genetics.”

“It’s been a rough day. Gimme a double. And leave the feedbag.”

A horse walked into a bar and asked, “Are you hiring?” The bartender looked the horse up and down and said, “Why don’t you try the circus? ”The horse replied, “Why would a circus need a bartender?”

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth? The mechanic!