Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 23, 2023

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Tony asked. about 5 hours ago

Kids?

No – the only livestock here is our cat.

Or a teacher!

My wife’s all-time favourite thing she never thought she’d have to say was, “Don’t bite the toilet seat!”

Huh, ours was usually something along the lines of, “Blood’s not easy to get out, you know!”

Don’t put it in your mouth

You don’t know where it’s been

Don’t assume it’s candy for a minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ9r3nVHAb0

Do not put your lips on what thing?

I know, Peter. The possibilities are endless.

I know that I wasn’t that much of a problem to my parents. A couple of my older brothers though probably still have outstanding warrants for what they did in their youth. Too bad that they are both dead (of natural causes). I really miss them still….

" I know it’s yours but you should still take your hand off it."

Aw Peter, I seem to recall a certain time in the not too distant past where you were wearing your underwear on your head. I wonder where he got that.

That is starkly apparent…

Ain’t that the truth!

“What are you doing running on the roof?” (At my brother’s wedding).

“No, I don’t know where we keep the nitro glycerin”.

“What do you mean you don’t know who set fire to the attic?”

Those better be clean underpants on your head mister.☺️