Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 14, 2023

Wake me when it’s over…..

Now that Wally in Dilbert is gone, Cosmo is the biggest nonworking employee in the comics.

Cosmo is to birds what Garfield is to cats. And Garfield is too lazy to even try to bother a bird.

It can take years to learn how to pace yourself this well.

It must’ve been a really slow news day. It’s nothing like the days of who killed Cop Robin. And, judging by Cosmo’s desk, he’s already printed well over a million words. He needs his rest.

Somebody has to keep all that paper from sliding off now, don’t they?

Why ruin a good thing?

The news from six months ago is on the bottom of the pile,

Typical politician

Better never than late.

I used to come in late for work, but I’d take off early to make up for it.

He’s practicing to become a politician.

“I’m pacing myself, sir” ~Bill Murray (Stripes?)

Good thing Cosmo’s Exempt…

Haven’t figured what Shoe is complaining about, he doesn’t do much more than Cosmo ! ! !

A typical day at the Tattler?

Why indeed? It would just ruin the day. :)