C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for March 01, 2023

What about chocolate I scream?

It’s the gravel that’ll get you.

Mona is the expert.

And vanilla is too few. What’s the right number?

Vanilla is all about the beans.

I’m surprised Donna didn’t say ‘’Fudge Ripple"……or maybe that’s more to Mona’s taste?

Gonna make a break and take a fakeI’d like a stinking aching shakeI like vanilla, it’s the finest of the flavorsGotta see the show, ‘cause then you’ll knowThe vertigo is gonna grow‘Cause it’s so dangerous, you’ll have to sign a waiver-One Week, by The Bare Naked Ladies

Chocolate sex.

I would think the opposite of vanilla would be, I dunno, broccoli?

Cherry licorice whip or cream filled churro?

Nowadays, the ice cream selection features several different varieties of “vanilla”; my favorite by far is “French vanilla”! What would Mona say to that?

About the sex, I won’t comment….