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Two men met in Heavenâs gateway. The second to arrive asked the first: âSo, how do you come to be here?â
The first said: âI died of a heart attack. You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me and I came home in the middle of the day to catch her in the act. I knew he was there somewhere and went racing all around the house, up to the attic, down to the basement, then, as I was running back up to the main floor, I collapsed and died of a heart attack. What about you?â
The second said: âI froze to death. You know, itâs kind of ironic- if only youâd have thought to look in the basement freezer, we might both be still alive.â
Thatâs why my daughter took Chemistry in HS. Her teacher promised that in her senior year she could make an explosion. My daughter was really mad when that teacher retired after her jr year and the new one wouldnât let her.
Heaven sure would be noisy with all those Buddhist monks chanting, harems of 72 virgins chatting, and forty-eleven versions of âChristianâ having fist fights over dogmaâŚ..better hope Olâ Mike lost his hearing in the explosion. ;-)
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
How did Mike get into heaven?
blunebottle about 2 years ago
Is that why heâs there?
blunebottle about 2 years ago
Two men met in Heavenâs gateway. The second to arrive asked the first: âSo, how do you come to be here?â
The first said: âI died of a heart attack. You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me and I came home in the middle of the day to catch her in the act. I knew he was there somewhere and went racing all around the house, up to the attic, down to the basement, then, as I was running back up to the main floor, I collapsed and died of a heart attack. What about you?â
The second said: âI froze to death. You know, itâs kind of ironic- if only youâd have thought to look in the basement freezer, we might both be still alive.â
maureenmck Premium Member about 2 years ago
Apparently Dean Kalen and has no hard feelings
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
It is really Reed Richards and Victor von Doom, but you know, copyrights.
jagedlo about 2 years ago
Is it âDeanâ the guyâs name or âDeanâ the guyâs title?
johnjoyce about 2 years ago
I went to school, grades 1-12, with TWO Mike Simmons.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Hey, buddy-o-mineâŚ.come closerâŚ..âšď¸
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago
Itâs me, Ned Ryerson
mmacb1 about 2 years ago
Are you kidding? God loves explosions. Volcanoes are a specialty.
thebashfulone about 2 years ago
A little âHarry Potter/Seamus Finneganâ joke to start the day. . .
uniquename about 2 years ago
Thatâs why my daughter took Chemistry in HS. Her teacher promised that in her senior year she could make an explosion. My daughter was really mad when that teacher retired after her jr year and the new one wouldnât let her.
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Heaven sure would be noisy with all those Buddhist monks chanting, harems of 72 virgins chatting, and forty-eleven versions of âChristianâ having fist fights over dogmaâŚ..better hope Olâ Mike lost his hearing in the explosion. ;-)
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Up there, it wonât make a difference and you can both really have a good laughâŚ..
cleokaya about 2 years ago
There should have been hell to pay