Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 06, 2023

“I’d like a Doggie Bag please.”

Guess what? Fluffy is ignoring you, too.

Which name fits better? Finicky Cat, Persnickety Kitty, or Fussy _ussy?

Eats your foods, cat. Before Ninja Sloth swipes it away and eats it before you knows it.

There goes his tip.

Big surprise is he not shove them plates and other things off the table yet

perhaps you could offer a piece of string or a ring of plastic to compensate for your transgression

Performance Art

Give me a few more minutes….ya never know.

Take the plate and put it on the floor – maybe s/he would prefer it there.

My cat always dug in as soon as the food hit the dish, and sometimes before.

Wily cats perform a number of subtle biochemical tests on food before eating it. What’s your hurry?

I have one cat who changes sleeping location about once a week, which is a good move in the wild. My other cat sleeps on an electrically-heated cat bed and it is her permanent bed.

Cats!

Him no want no cat sup.