Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 07, 2023

“I’ll take the train! Or hitchhike!!”

How many bullets did it take to spell that?

Rip is feeling his inner Rambo.

When did Rip start using firearms?

Machine guns and school yard taunts. Rip can beat them on any playing field (or playground).

At the rate he is running, he is almost out of town now!!!

He should have hired the Iron Lady.

Iron Andy just about got rusted… er, dusted.

Iron Andy; if the mean merc gig isn’t working for you anymore, you might try the pro “wrestling” circuits.

Rambooooooo, Rambooooo, the minions on the streets fear his name….er, “Ripoooooooo”?

Besides Rip’s unquestioned strength, skill and bravery, it helps that most all the villains he encounters are pretty much dopes.

KA-TOUGH NOOGIES!

Iron Andy just turned Rusty.

Iron Andy almost became, Raggedy Andy!

I never noticed that Rip is a lefty.

Haywi-Haywi-Haywi-Haywire!

Man, I miss ThunderCats!

Iron Andy should count his blessings! Imagine if Haywire did that in cursive?