Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 30, 2023

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just say, “No thanks,” Petey. It’s gonna be awful.

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    well-i-never  over 1 year ago

    Okay, I’m in. Do I wear cleats?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pizza with no sauce and cheese on the side? Dough!

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    JudasPeckerwood  over 1 year ago

    Ugh, the yeast and the flour would still be touching.

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    jmolay161  over 1 year ago

    Is Petey training his head to punch soccer balls?

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    jmolay161  over 1 year ago

    Petey should pretend he’s playing against toad zombies.

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    jmolay161  over 1 year ago

    Let Petey just raid the pizza kitchen and catch the dough while it is being tossed in the air. That’s some exercise.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Pizza with no red sauce and cheese on the side” Excitement, thy name is “Petey.”

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    gbars70  over 1 year ago

    My favorite; thin, firm, crispy crust; light, sweet, quality pizza sauce (the make or break ingredient); smattering of finely grated mozzarella and parmesan cheeses and consume at preparation site; otherwise, keep on heated seat for drive home.

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    In other words, something that will be called pizza, but really isn’t.

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    jmcenanly  over 1 year ago

    In effect, he wants cheese and crackers, unassembled

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Funny! I actually new a boy who would only eat cheese pizza – for almost every meal. His parents would stop and get Chinese Carryout for themselves then pick up a cheese pizza for him. He was very much like Petey!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Instead of a pizza with “the works”, Petey likes his pizza with the quirks.

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    1JennyJenkins  over 1 year ago

    About soccer: what Dad says is how our son participated in the team: he ran around far away, outside of the pack just so no one would run into him…needeless to say, soccer wasn’t his sport.

    Then years later, I was at our five year old granddaughter’s soccer practice: there were about five keeners who hit the ball among each other, and she was part of the group far away from them with other girls who started picking clover flowers and looked for four leaf clovers…

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s not pizza. It’s bread

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    When is a pizza not a pizza? (Goodness knows, many “Modern” versions, almost without any toppings, are a joke.)

    C’mon, Petey! Learn to love pizza the way it should be made, whether homemade from scratch as we used to do when I was a little kid, or whether from a quality pizzeria, e.g., https://tinyurl.com/ym8uas34 ….

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    catmom1360  over 1 year ago

    So the kid just wants bread.

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    SNVBD  over 1 year ago

    …and if somebody looks at you, points at you, or comes close to you then you do a Schwalbe…

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