Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 02, 2023

What? Isn’t the inability to ribbit something to feel humble about? Why would he want to get rid of it?

Careful, it might be Mr. Frog. He’s still not sorry for putting that TMZ reporter in his mouth.

(Anyone here watch Smiling Friends?)

You want to take on a real frog? Try Kermit. Or Sprig Plantar. Or Ribby and Croaks. Or even that singing frog from Looney tunes!

“Let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.”

“On second thought let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.”

Silly? crazy I would say

Just another Unicorn with a frog in his/her throat!

Ribbiting story!

https://youtu.be/1Npo0cmp-VY

let us not go to Canterlot. It is a silly place.

So unicorns can growl?.

I’ve seen the ponies growl in MLP.

I do wonder just how many sounds they can make since they have both a human voice and also their natural voice.

Even as Marigold would hate to hear this, she and other unicorns still make horse sounds and she once still referred to unicorns as equines.

not a donkey, not a horse, mule, zebra but the fact is that unicorns in Dana’s world are still equines and not more related to something like goats.

What’s interesting is that wolves are canids but are also called lupines and that makes them very different from dogs all the same.

If you want to croak like a frog, learn Mongolian throat singing.

If you can ever do it, you’ll sound like a bunch of frogs at once.

LSH is being such a UNICORN at the moment that even Marigold can’t quite stand it. :P

“Less silly”? Have you met you?

Are they in Camelot?

…It’s only a model of a bush (shh!)

Even Marigold had enough silliness for one day.

The nice thing about toads (besides secreting psychedelic neck juice) is that their “ribbits” scare away annoying noises. (but they also scare my friend lydia, which is too bad)