F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 06, 2023

Wow. If you can throw a bowling pin though somebody’s chest, I don’t think juggling is where you should be focusing your efforts. Maybe try javelin throwing in the Olympics.

I suspect that a knife would have done less damage.

You’re not even ready to juggle breakfast and a phone call.

Is she like Gambit, but uses bowling pins instead?

Why not? Looks like she’s already cut off his leg.

Bring on the flaming chainsaws!

I’ve juggled two jobs twice. The trouble was I always enjoyed my 2nd job more than my primary job.

But what would Howie and Simon think?

Not the most inspiring last words.

Until I read the bubble, my early morning brain thought, “Who knew bowling could be that brutal?”

Straight through the heart and you’re to blame. Darling, you give juggling a bad name.

It was a strike to the chest and no force was spared.

She really should go back to bowling.

He spent the rest of the day complaining of chest pins.

My advice? Stick with the Nerf balls!

Great trick – too bad it can only be done once.

Maybe they should try wrestling, because she already pinned him.