Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 10, 2023

What a brutal “tortoise joint”.

If he doesn’t obey, he’ll get a shellacking.

you can force him to come out of his room, but getting him to come out of his shell will take finesse

“Don’t make me come up there …

Looks like she’s almost ready to pull her hare out.

Just tuck and roll, you’ll be down in seconds.

Look at those stairs! This is willful negligence

is that Gamera, the Japanese kaiju?

and his granny, Grammera?

Use the rail – it’ll knock a few seconds off of your descent

This like giving doggie a belly rub. He gives you 2 hours to stop it or else he calling the cops.

He has to go number two, and a tvrd’ll take about 10 minutes.

This too, shell pass

Ish

That house is not really suited for turtles.