Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 11, 2023

“Tell” it to the “court”.

He’s making an overture to the boy.

Since the time in the Garden of Eden, man has not been ready for the…apple

I can TELL ya: his aim is far “pillow” average

“Great. But I’m keeping the pillows just the same.”

you shouldn’t play with your food

“Are.. are you sure?”

William Tell was a crossbowman.

Let’s just set the Apple in that tree branch first. Try a couple of shots at it Pop.

I don’t think so Dad, you can eat that apple.

Ummm I need to use the bathroom…you’re scaring the crap out of me, Dad!

Fat chance, buddy!

This does not bowed well for that young man.

I’m telling, William. Wait till mom get’s home…

This is pretty much the story of my golf game on the 18th (last) tee.

I always think I could get it figured out if i had one more ball in the bucket at the driving range.

He’s not feeling very competent about that.

Just keep the pillows.

Yeah, no

Why don’t you start with a jackfruit or watermelon first?

Do tell.