Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 06, 2023

We need thin platinum strips in the fortunes soon so they can’t be counterfeited. If you can’t trust fortune cookies then civil society is over !! Yuk yuk

I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

That’s what they all say.

Wait-er advice on making a fortune

Waiters are supposed to distribute the fortune cookies, not stuff them.

That is not his fortune, it’s the waiters fortune

Pretty sure all of them say that

The waiter specifically ordered those fortune cookies from Get Promoted Promotions.

No kidding? Wow!

Most servers could use a good tip.

Tipping is iniquitous… it’s just a not-so-hidden cost employers pass on to customers

You just can’t trust those fortune cookies.

Buy low, sell high!

How much you wanna bet that they all say that?

If this is a date then I predict that this is going to be the last one.

Open your fortune cookie when the waitress/waiter brings the check and read, “My fortune says, ‘Today your meal is free’.”

I want to know what he’s going to use it for.