We need thin platinum strips in the fortunes soon so they can’t be counterfeited. If you can’t trust fortune cookies then civil society is over !! Yuk yuk
I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.
That’s what they all say.
Wait-er advice on making a fortune
Waiters are supposed to distribute the fortune cookies, not stuff them.
That is not his fortune, it’s the waiters fortune
Pretty sure all of them say that
The waiter specifically ordered those fortune cookies from Get Promoted Promotions.
No kidding? Wow!
Most servers could use a good tip.
Tipping is iniquitous… it’s just a not-so-hidden cost employers pass on to customers
You just can’t trust those fortune cookies.
Buy low, sell high!
How much you wanna bet that they all say that?
If this is a date then I predict that this is going to be the last one.
Open your fortune cookie when the waitress/waiter brings the check and read, “My fortune says, ‘Today your meal is free’.”
I want to know what he’s going to use it for.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
We need thin platinum strips in the fortunes soon so they can’t be counterfeited. If you can’t trust fortune cookies then civil society is over !! Yuk yuk
TStyle78 almost 2 years ago
I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.
Ubintold almost 2 years ago
That’s what they all say.
C almost 2 years ago
Wait-er advice on making a fortune
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Waiters are supposed to distribute the fortune cookies, not stuff them.
Justanolddude Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That is not his fortune, it’s the waiters fortune
SusieB almost 2 years ago
Pretty sure all of them say that
Tired almost 2 years ago
The waiter specifically ordered those fortune cookies from Get Promoted Promotions.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 2 years ago
No kidding? Wow!
Just-me almost 2 years ago
Most servers could use a good tip.
KEA almost 2 years ago
Tipping is iniquitous… it’s just a not-so-hidden cost employers pass on to customers
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
You just can’t trust those fortune cookies.
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Buy low, sell high!
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
How much you wanna bet that they all say that?
einarbt almost 2 years ago
If this is a date then I predict that this is going to be the last one.
Printer almost 2 years ago
Open your fortune cookie when the waitress/waiter brings the check and read, “My fortune says, ‘Today your meal is free’.”
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
I want to know what he’s going to use it for.