Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 06, 2023

Dakota looks like she’s still annoyed by being turned into a goblin and ending up in her undies.

And is that Florence? I thought her mane was pink, not gray.

You’re asking the wrong people, Marigold.

Only three people wanted to be Phoebe apparently.

Meanwhile with Phoebe visiting her grandparents…

See I don’t object to the stripes retitle, but I definitely don’t think “A Unicorn and Her (?) Unicorn” would work.XD

A unicorn riding upon another unicorn’s back. Interesting mental picture.

Pretty rough for you without Phoebe, eh Marigold!

Will that group praise her for her politeness? Don’t think so!

Where’s Todd?

I’m surprised Dakota would show up to this.

So Dakota wants to be Phoebe?

Really. Dakota actually showed up for this? Wonder what her reasons for this were then…

Blart Duh Neigh!

Florence is going Grey. Good for her. Or bad for the colorist. Take your pick.

Hah! I said it the previous strip! Dakota was going to show up! But why?

If you want a award for politeness, you need to learn not to say what you are thinking out loud.

what if Phoebe was actually the one who wrote “Phoebe Auditions”*

*finger quotes

Why would Dakota want to be Phoebe?

What if whoever gets the job likes it, does it well, and doesn’t want to give it up? But maybe Marigold is loyal enough for that to not be an issue…