Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 08, 2023

“Strandivarius.”

At least it isn’t the notorious “Hair by Mr. Bean of London”…

It’s equally as bad for everyone involved.

It certainly makes you look much, much younger.

My barber retired. It’s awful. I can’t find a barber. I don’t want my hair styled or permed or fluffed or any of that. And I don’t want to spend $75. All I want is a hair cut.

Now they both look ridiculous.

Rest assured, it does.

It’ll look better once you wash and dry it at home…or so they say.

I part my hair on the left. Once when I got a hair cut, the stylist parted it in the middle like his hair…

I don’t have my hair cut, and I am careful about washing it. It is the only hair I have left. All the others have fled the scene.

Regardless of who is saying it, the answer is a definite YES……

Hey, I said I want the barber that did your hair, oh! you did it yourself…

Stupid is as stupid hairdoes.

Okay, I won’t tell you.

I have a coworker who is mostly bald, we were teasing him and asked if the barber charged him full price for a haircut and he said “Yes, He calls it a finders fee!”