Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 09, 2023

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Oh good. More omelettes for breakfast.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Must be a French egg.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Egghibitionists.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Happy Easter everyone.

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    Milady Meg  almost 2 years ago

    Hereā€™s the Easter Rabbit, hooray!

    The happy Easter Rabbit, hooray!

    I am getting Looney Tuney, touched in the head

    This whole thing is gooney, I should-a stood in bed.

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    manowarrior  almost 2 years ago

    i hate eggs with no individuality,but at least they survive longer than the ones that get eaten on easter morning.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Once youā€™ve put color like that to your ā€œskinā€, itā€™s really hard to go back or get it undone even if you want to.

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    No one dyed from wearing the same shell.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    She really didnā€™t want to come because she ran out of dyeā€¦

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 2 years ago

    Very a-peeling.

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    ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A naked egg at an egg party! Scandalous!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    She decided to change her look in an attempt to get over her eggs-boyfriends.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    heā€™s not natural, just lazy

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Heā€™s wearing his birthday suit for the occasionā€¦

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    ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He was the main eggs-hibit at the ā€˜ova-feteā€™.

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