Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 09, 2023

Happy Redneck Easter!

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Ralph’s comment really got me.

I’m sorry about this, Ralph, but BOO. ;>)

Mid-July, the garden smelled of rotten egg.

It’s always Ralph.

It’s hard to Camo when you’re part of the hatched dozen ….

Ralph could be right, inside every shell, there’s a chick screaming to get out….

Hey… did you see that weird Camo egg somebody stepped on? You almost couldn’t see it!

Egg makes sense.

Looks like desert camo to me – jungle works better on lawns.

It`s not that they feel a little chicken inside, they are just yellow.

I seem to remember dipping at least one egg in all the dyes and getting that camo color …!

( you too, admit it )

Eggs really aren’t the kind of thing you want to hide TOO well or for too long.

During WWII we certain type of colorblind could see our current enemy’s camouflage just fine. But Uncle Sam would not use us.

Given the situation in Ukraine, the Pysanky eggs may well be going camo

They will find you by smell in a month