Strange Brew by John Deering for March 12, 2023

Well i know it’s not me. Hate marshmallows.

I’m not quite sure, but someone must have told them that they were magically delicious.

I’m after his pot of gold.

Leprechaun groupies.

“They…”

The English…….

I have a management theory called the “Lucky Charms” syndrome.

The cereal has not changed in over 50 years but every now and then they come up with “Now with (fill in new color) (fill in new geometric shape).” In other words cosmetic changes made for the purposes of “glitz” only.

I find that a lot of automobile manufacturers fall into this same syndrome. While there have been many safety and efficiency improvements in automobiles over the past 50 years, most of the changes are cosmetic.

I appreciate that my car gets 10 mpg more than my first car did and I’ve never put my anti-skid brakes to the test, but I am glad I have them. Ditto for air bags. I don’t have blind side warning, but I would appreciate it.,

I don’t care that my car doesn’t have 92 cup holders, a seat warmer, a CD player that can hold 25 CDs, WIFI or a built-in GPS that will become obsolete when the wireless carriers upgrade to LXII-G.

AND … I can do my own parallel parking, thank you.

they must be magically delicious

Everybody’s after his Lucky Charms!

In case they’re ever stolen, he always keeps track of the cereal number.

LOL! Too funny!

Snap, Crackle and Pop..they’re just messin’ with you.

If air bags and passive seat-belts were any good they would be used in race cars. I would rather have the old three point manual seat instead of the front airbags. I know from experience that passive seat-belts do not work in a head on crash which is why airbags were mandated.