Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 15, 2023

Better choice Broomie.

The gold standard

I wouldn’t want a parrot so snooty that he spells Reinaldo with an Y, either.

Oh, I’m sorry, a psittacine.

how about the woodchuck behind you, Broomie?

Blub, blub! (Keep your stale crackers to yourself!)

If she wanted that mouth she would just get a husband!

I think a little more than a box of Goldfish crackers, Broomie!

I had a suicidal parakeet. He’d say “here kitty kitty kitty”.

How much? Let me check the price of gold in today’s market.

Parrots have a lifespan which can exceed that of their owners but that wouldn’t be an issue with Broomie.

Just finished a novel in which someone buys a parrot which cusses fluently in Spanish. As her language is English, it’s not an issue but was amusing.

You only look to the previous owner for the parrots verbiage….LOL!

Wonder if parrot tastes like chicken???

Shouldn’t the “or” be “ nor”?

“How about that Norwegian Blue, there, he’s quiet…”

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sell her a silverfish.

Proper usage is “nor” Reynaldo. Not as smart as we think, huh?

If he had been so smart, he would have replied in Itallian.

Broomie’s going to buy sushi on the fin. Yip yip yip yip yip

Must be related to Ziggy’s parrot.

Sounds like an excellent gift for G@ylord, they can be snooty to each other.

Open beak, insert talon.

Broomie is being very wise. We don’t need no stinkin’ stuck-up Reynaldo!