Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 24, 2023

Whatever made Discover Island close itself? I’ve never been to Disney World.

I’m guessing that some of the trespassers on Discovery Island may be alligators, snakes and lizards.

Then bullfrogs should have to fight their own matadors, with long darting tongues instead of swords.

And what food do they serve at Chicken Inn?

Do you have to cross a road to get to those Chicken Inn games?

Let him have it, Jeremiah! Then I’ll help you drink your wine.

I suppose it’s better than being named ‘Chicken Out’.

I knew it! Every so often, from the marsh, I would hear “Lets get ready to rumble!”, crowds cheering and a bell. People put me in a rubber room but I could still hear entrance music, the sound of chairs hitting flesh, etc…

“I do NOT have warts! YOU have warts!” “Oh yeah? Well I can see your warts a mile away! YOU have warts!” “Ha! This pond is only twenty yards wide and you never go anywhere, LIAR! YOU have warts!” “Yeah? You want to FIGHT about it?” … grapple-grapple…ribbit-ribbit..grapple..

Take care, may wannabe soccer hero Beltran “I Run I Kick I Open Mouth Wide And Clench Fist I Someday Champion” Beltranord be with you, and gesundheit.

If the bullfrogs had their wrestling matches at Discovery Island, it wouldn’t have had to close. They need to hire a new marketing director

A gondola ride over Discovery Island would be very popular.

I’ll admit, I’m surprised the high paid brains at Disney have not come up with a fantastic idea to repurpose that island – smack in the middle of DisneyWorld? Talk about an opportunity! How about a high priced resort, surrounded by water, for the 1% filthy rich of the world? Sort of like Fantasy Island? Something maybe starting at $4,000 a night, with each room provided with a private Butler?

Want to see the Chicken Wing-backs in action.

Does the ghost of Walt Disney roam the metaphorically closed Discovery Island bemoaning the direction his company has gone?

The two frogs are fighting over Cinderella! Two Knights in a joust.

Probably monsters too R-rated for Disney are confined to Discovery Island.

I admittedly didn’t spend a lot of time researching, but I wasn’t able to document the Chicken Inn soccer player. Anybody else know anything about him? I just wondered if using the name was an advertising gimmick, or what the reason was. There is an actual Chicken Inn in Zimbabwe, but I didn’t find the soccer player…

I wonder if the frog matches are “predetermined”? As a past pro-rasslin ref, if they are, I’m not surprised.