Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 08, 2023

What a memory…..

rimshot

of course … what did you expect?!

Brilliant, Loon. Sock it to him.

LOL!

I wonder what he would say if asked where he was on January 32?

That jokes older than me and I’m old.

Well, sir, most folks would be a home in bed. Oh, you mean PM not AM, counselor? That would’ve been nice to know, sir.

Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer. Could you please be a little more specific.

First time I’ve ever heard anyone refer to him as “Mr. Loon.”

First grade for me!

Great expression on the judge’s face in the second panel!

I can’t remember what I did yesterday, much less January 31st…

Wonderful! Looks like the judge isn’t to happy though!

I would have had to say first grade.

Thanks Gary and Susie, took me a while then got it, very sneaky and clever and funny…

I love gems like this because it reminds me there are ways to stick it to judges and lawyers who are not sworn to tell the truth and nothing but the truth . Yeah, I’m one of those people who on witness stand will refuse to answer questions if it requires/requests opinion rather than whole truth. Even told the judge her warning of “contempt” meant nothing compared to d*mning my soul on record .

ba dum tss

Walked into that one, didn’t you?

Son was involved in a rear end collision. After a period of time when the defendant didn’t follow thru with PT, went to trial, yada, yada. Son was shown a head on picture of a vehicle that didn’t have any identifying bumpers/grill/fenders. Was ask: “Can you identify this vehicle?” His answer: “No.”

My how time flies.

I can confirm, from having to testify often, it’s fun to jerk a lawyer’s chain by giving a completely literal answer.