Monty by Jim Meddick for March 23, 2023

“And wait until you hear my 1500-watt sound system! The subwoofer is mounted down in my…”

“WE DON’T WANNA KNOW!”"

I didn’t think a robot could leave skid marks ;).

Those are drag marks, fleshy’s got’em.

He’s been programmed to be a rebel.

I remember some on our linoleum as a kid that were there for years. I think they were from when they wheeled in the refrigerator.

He took off so fast he lost his flames . . .

I learned at the Titanic museum that the grand staircase was covered in the most exotic and expensive flooring available at the time, linoleum.

First gear it’s alright, 2nd gear lean right, 3rd gear hang on tight, faster!

I’m not sure flames coming upwards off one’s hips sends the right message….

“We could enter him in Drag Races!”

“I am not wearing a dress!”

( –‸ლ)

“Linoleum?” Hey Monty- the ‘50s called and they want their floor back!

If he left skid marks, he should probably change his “E.B.”VDs.

I wonder if the custom van shop will eventually turn EB into a low-rider.

The walls must be laid with linoleum from the looks of the color.

Do a donut!!!!!!! :)

Just don’t do a takeover E.B..

I would assume that Monty’s floor is old enough to contain asbestos. That should help.

You go, E.B.!

Let the robot clean his own mess.

Just be glad he did not also opt for the “go faster” stripes.

I’d take on Flamin’ E.B. with my little number with its racing stripes and sports suspension….