Monty by Jim Meddick for March 23, 2023

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    “And wait until you hear my 1500-watt sound system! The subwoofer is mounted down in my…”

    “WE DON’T WANNA KNOW!”"

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    Marz64  over 1 year ago

    I didn’t think a robot could leave skid marks ;).

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Those are drag marks, fleshy’s got’em.

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    He’s been programmed to be a rebel.

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    Out of the Past  over 1 year ago

    I remember some on our linoleum as a kid that were there for years. I think they were from when they wheeled in the refrigerator.

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    redstart  over 1 year ago

    He took off so fast he lost his flames . . .

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I learned at the Titanic museum that the grand staircase was covered in the most exotic and expensive flooring available at the time, linoleum.

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    F-Flash  over 1 year ago

    First gear it’s alright, 2nd gear lean right, 3rd gear hang on tight, faster!

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    Windfall35  over 1 year ago

    I’m not sure flames coming upwards off one’s hips sends the right message….

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    “We could enter him in Drag Races!”

    “I am not wearing a dress!”

    ( –‸ლ)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Linoleum?” Hey Monty- the ‘50s called and they want their floor back!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    If he left skid marks, he should probably change his “E.B.”VDs.

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    tuliplover  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if the custom van shop will eventually turn EB into a low-rider.

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    cbs1947  over 1 year ago

    The walls must be laid with linoleum from the looks of the color.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Do a donut!!!!!!! :)

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    rob  over 1 year ago

    Just don’t do a takeover E.B..

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    Old Retired Guy  over 1 year ago

    I would assume that Monty’s floor is old enough to contain asbestos. That should help.

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    artjohn42  over 1 year ago

    You go, E.B.!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    Let the robot clean his own mess.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Just be glad he did not also opt for the “go faster” stripes.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    I’d take on Flamin’ E.B. with my little number with its racing stripes and sports suspension….

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