Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 23, 2023

Knights in shining shorts.

I’d never bothered to look up the origins of “gadzooks” before. Merriam Websters says that it’s perhaps from God’s hooks, the nails of the crucifixion. First known use 1652.

It could help keep their minds off of the womenfolk, especially if they’re shot in the boxer shorts.

Casual Friday on Thursday!

Knights in white satin boxers.

Or they just simply “Chain”-ged out of them.

They’re a happy bunch, no one greaves in that group.

They never get chain-mail at a post office.

This is why you should always wear clean underwear -

- even at night – even if you are a knight.

Nice panties.

okay… now Peter & Gordon are singing in my head… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpEAvbAsKiA

Under armour might be able to help. :)

I was thinking chain mail letters not armor.

Now they’re more prepared to handle knight sweats.

They will wear knight gowns tomorrow.

They were held up by the US Postal Service. They have very strict rules against “chain mail”. :)