Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 20, 2023

Yeah i’m finding trouble believing that as well.

Yeah, there’s no way he could have got out of Paris alive.

Travel stickers are easily available online…

snail mail is slow, but it gets around

definitely not Paris. Definitely.

Turbo in his later years?

Those stamps are less dangerous than another type.

Super cute!

George Santos pre-reincarnation.

His name is Matt and he does a little dance.

Check his passport.

He never would’ve made it back from Paris!

Oh look. It’s the George Santos snail.

It’s easy to travel anywhere in the world when your name is Elon Mollusk.

Around the World in 80 Days…but at a snail’s pace would take better part of a millennia

George Snailtos

Dollar Store just around the corner sells stickers.

Escargot in a light garlic sauce …yummy!

LOL!

Think about a snail crawling onto an airplane in NYC, crawling back to its assigned seat, eating a peanut, then crawling to the restroom, returning to its seat and then, after a short pause, crawling off the airplane. I can picture that as a world tour. Now purchasing the stickers is a problem, but not the trip. Hey, the airline might retire the airplane by then.

It’s easy if those are airmail destinations!

The patches cover holes in his shell…

Reminds me of back in the day when people would proudly plaster bumper stickers of all the places they had been. They didn’t make bumper stickers where I had been.

Some hood kid’s tagging him…

Tokio, TX Paris, TX London, AR Rome, GA Athens, GA ……(the first is a stretch)

It’s the ‘Santos Snail’!

Odds are that he IS exaggerating….

How old is he, a thousand?

Not unless he is the spoiled pet snail of some wealthy world traveler.

Maybe he’s a spoiled escargot and he got rejected from all those places?